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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned-out bulb??"
Border Collie: "Just one. But I'll need 40 light bulbs to shuttle in and out of the room in an orderly fashion. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."
Dachshund: "You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!"
Rottweiler: "Make me."
Lab: "Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Oops, I ate the light bulb."
Siberian Husky: "Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."
Jack Russell Terrier: "I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture."
Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."
Cocker Spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
Yorkshire Terrier: "Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip!" PAUSE "Yip yip yip yip yip!"
Basset Hound: "While it's dark, I'll take a nap on the couch."
Boxer: "Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark."
Mastiff: "Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."
Akita: "I'll just lie across your feet and won't let anyone near you until someone changes it."
Bernese Mountain Dog: "I'll go roll around in a puddle. You take care of the light bulb."
Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."
Irish Wolfhound: "Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover..."
Pointer: "I see it! There it is, there it is, there it is, right there!"
Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares?"
Australian Shepherd: "First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..."
Old English Sheep Dog: "Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb."
German Shepherd: "All right, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light bulb? I SAID, STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
Bloodhound: "Sniff Sniff Sniff...ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz...sniff?"
Bijon: "Is this the bus to school?"
Bijon Terrier mix: "Oh! Love me! Love me! Not him! Love me! Love me! Want to hear me yodel? Love me! Oh Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! Love me!"
Cat: "Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?"

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